Αμφιφυλόφιλος

It wasn't until I met my girlfriend, Bianca, that I realized what I had been missing.

She has exposed me to the most unusual sexual acts, which I'm about to describe on the following pages.

Bianca is such a naughty, nasty young woman that I've decided to write my thesis for my psychology class on her behavior,

or should I say, what she's taught me about sexuality, about my body, and about men.

I shall title it "*** Medicine," for this is a form of cure where a person just must go with absolutely no sexual limits.